My friends -- I've been gone too long!!! Do not despair. I did not fall off a cliff (as some of you might have hoped). I did not fall t...

That wonderful lady pictured to your immediate right said "I do." Yes she did -- no matter how much she might try to deny it now....

Three more games... Three more games... Three more games... Three is the only number that I can think of today -- as my thoughts are occupie...

The fall vegetable crop is now planted and coming up nicely! Well -- most of it is planted anyway. The wonderful wife that is Venus still h...

I'm not kidding! I have the proof! In photos! Serious gardeners beware -- because a bit of Mephistopheles may be hanging out in your ...

...And now for another edition of "How the HECK did THAT get THERE? " Followed closely by -- "What am I supposed to DO abo...

Some people dream of fame. Some people dream of fortune. Still others dream of Jeannie. But not me. I'm the weird one. I dream of: Pe...

FAIL! Boy -- that sure was fast. I never expected the end of the 2010-2011 football season to come in early September -- but when the 49e...

Fresh Produce from the Bird Garden! One of my favorite skits from Saturday Night Live involves the key lines of: "You Like-a De Sauc...